Queen snubs son’s wedding
As most of my Uk- based readers will probably be aware, the Queen has decided not to attend her eldest son’s wedding. this is fairly indicative of the Royal Family’s attitude to life.
Put it this way: I’m sure Her Parasitic Majesty would be attending if the wedding was in st. George’s Chapel at Windsor Castle, but unfortunately they discovered that a marriage license would allow gasp commoners to get married there too, so they have switched the ceremony to some grotty registry office that Her Subjects could stand outside without having Dorgies set on them.
Unfortunately (or fortunately for the rest of us), when I was watching TV this morning the sky news `poll of the day` was showing that people are now evenly split as to whether we even need the queen and her dysfunctional family anymore. We can but hope!
EDIT: Just realised that this is my 50th entry. Hooray 